After the usual unsuccessful practical exam our Hero has come for the viva voce of 1st year degree... where you often get a lump in the throat for wrong reasons...!
the examiner was verifying records... and our hero was waiting his turn... now, this examiner is someone who also puts marks based on the kind of books which is being reffered by the student...our hero is someone who reads nothing but the lab manual which doesn't have an author!... but he has byhearted names of few authors... finally his turn arrives...examiner continues to correct the records and in between asks questions...
examiner : ok, which all books did you refer...
Hero : sir, lab manual
examiner : ? ! ? other than that....?
Hero : sir, Milaman and Halkias , Resnic and Haliday
examiner : go on...
Hero : Halkias and Milman , Haliday and Halkias
examiner : ?? ok, thats good...so, how do you findout the heat rating of a bulb...?
(in the mean time, tea and samosa for the examiner arrives...)
Hero : ( with a grin from ear to ear, thinking what exactly is this heat rating) sir, touch the bulb with your palm...the more hot is the bulb the more its rating...
examiner : ????? grrrrrr , how do you test the material inside a wire?
Hero : whose wire, sir ?
examiner : what do you mean...??????(now, this wire ,when heared in malayalam...has a different meaning...! poor hero's innocent mind didn't forsee that)
Hero : I mean, which companys wire are you talking about, sir...?
examiner : you idiot....leave it...your viva is over, you can go.......
the samosa is smiling at the hero, hero feels that there is enough water inside his mouth for titanic to sink...hero smiles back at the samosa...Examiner continues to correct records and in between he says
examiner : ok, take it...
Hero : !!!! No , thankyou sir
examiner : common, take it and leave...
Hero suspects there is something wrong with examiner or maybe he is so happy with the record ! and reluctantly takes and eats the samosa.after few seconds examiner looks at the hero and then into the plate to find that the samosa has disappeared..!
Examiner : who told you to eat the samosa...? I told you take your record and leave...
