Charmer & Bernard

Office, 3 PM

Chandy : What’s all the buzz about ?

Chandy's Friend : Haven't you heard ? Our client’s daughter is here to see our office along with him !

Chandy : So, What’s there to be excited about ?

Chandy's Friend : Well, she is 20 something, practising physician,

Chandy : That’s enough...this is more than enough to get excited about

Client’s daughter who is a doctor enters the scene...just like Kate Winslet entering Titanic!

Chandy's Friend : Here comes the charmer part of 'Bernard Charmers'

Chandy : My word...No wonder they are called Bernard Charmers. This has to be  client’s best work till date!

Next Day.9AM, Office

Colleague : Where is Chandy ?

Chandy's Friend : Got himself admitted to Rajendra Clinic

Colleague : What is he suffering from

Chandy's Friend : Mentally the sick...

Colleague : What ??

Chandy's Friend : He has fallen head over heels for our client’s daughter

Colleague : That most of us have! So, how did he get a ward there?  

Chandy's Friend : Since loose motion comes to him naturally, that was not difficult.

Colleague : But why Rajendra ?

Chandy's Friend : That’s where she is doing her interns.

Colleague : For once I feel nice about the Britishers and their system of medicine!

Chandy's Friend : Yes, they have this thing in their syllabus for PG which mandates that the students should do a six months internship in some third world clinic.

Colleague : Come on, lets go meet Chandy, lets not leave him alone in this hour of need.

1 P.M , Pay Ward, Rajendra Clinic

Chandy : This European medical thing is so romantic ! Amidst all this affluence she is made to come under the ambit of scarcity for some time which would make her feel compassionate.

Friend : Why all this philosophy bro ?

Colleague : Has he taken the wrong tablets ?

Chandy : ...and when she comes here, I am going to look in her eyes and say “you are the one who completes me”

Colleague : Crazy romantic undertones bro!

Chandy : That’s how a capitalist angel gets to bond with the 3rd world socialist.

Friend : It’s the sedatives talking, right ?

Chandy : No, I am serious.

Colleague : Are you out of your freaking mind ?

Chandy : ….and then I will ask her out.

Colleague : but since you have loose motion you won’t be able to eat anything on your date. So, maybe I can oblige...

Chandy : You will go to the toilet instead of me or what ?

Colleague :Crazy sarcastical intonations, bro !

Friend : Dude...she is the biological daughter of our client,

Chandy : That’s what we are told.

Friend : …who is doing her biology thing here out of compulsion

Chandy : It appears so

Friend : ....and you want to go out on a date with her.

Chandy : Pretty much, yeah!

Friend : If our client , who is also here in connection with the on-going project, comes to know about this, our project will be doomed. Can you even think what will happen to you then ?

Colleague : Termination!

Friend : ….and still you want to go out with her!

Chandy : You bet !

Friend : Highly appropriate only.

Colleague : deTermination!

They waited for the angel day and night. Angels usually comes at night, so you can’t blame them. But she didn’t turn up.

Next Morning, 8 AM.

Colleague: Let’s go check with the HR about her

Friend : Why ? Don’t you have some shame left?

Colleague : Ok. Let’s go check with the hospital staff.

And they found out that she is specializing in ophthalmology and after knowing that the department is not there in this clinic she left for Mangalore where there is a big clinic for eye diseases alone.

Friend: She really looks in the eye alone bro !

Scene Tragedy bro.

Colleague: Chandy bro, Go down stairs, head southwards, you will come across ‘Reception’. The lady there will look into your eyes and say “You are the one who pays the bill”